For those of you who dont know what an Aggie is, they are a member of a college in Texas called Texas A&M University. The A&M stands for agricultural and mechanical, hence the name Aggie. The school is primarily a school for engineers so people thought the students were one track minded. At some point all sorts of jokes turned up about Aggies and continue until this day. They are believed to have been started by fans of other Texas colleges.
These are our top 5 A&M jokes about Aggies:
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.
4. Locked Car
Did you hear about the Aggie who got locked out of his car? He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out.
3. Hide and Seek
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at A&M? It was the 1963 hide-and-go seek champion.
2. Poor Dog
Did you hear about the Aggie that drove his pickup truck into the lake? His dog drowned while he tried to get the tailgate down.
1. Ice Ice Baby
Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.